questions

One Day Lil Johnny was Given a Test..
Here are The answers He gave.. Q1. In which battle did
Napoleon die?
A. his last battle. Q2. Where was the
declaration of
independence signed?
A. at the bottom of the page Q3. River Nile flows in which
state?
A. liquid Q4. What is the main reason
for divorce?
A. marriage Q5. What is the main reason
for failure?
A. Exams Q6. What can you never eat
for breafast?
A. lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an
apple?
A. the other half Q8. Ifyou throw a red stone
into the blue sea what will it
become?
A. it will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A. no problem, he sleeps at
night. Q10. If it took 8 men 10hrs
2 build a wall, how long
would it take 4 men 2 build
it?
A. no time at all, the wall is
already built. Hit LIKE if you got all

stupid johnny

Johnny was a journalist. He was in town one
day,and found people crowding around a dead
figure. So he wanted to be the first to write about
this tragic event. However,he could not get
through as the crowd ddnt move. Then he thot of
plan. He shouted at the top of his voice: "LET ME THROUGH.HE'S MY FATHER." The crowd split and he
went through.When he got in the middle,he saw a
dead goat.